Too Old For This Sheet - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wilmington Bold distressed white serif text

Bold distressed white serif text at the bottom reads "NO TO POT

but everybody remembers one

Inspired by Smokey and the Bandit

flat canopy sits to the upper left

Curved distressed white block text reads "ALL GOOD" arcing above a campfire illustration with orange flames over stacked tan logs

Too Old For This Sheet - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wilmington Bold distressed white serif textGhosts haunting houses at 2 AM clearly never discovered the wingback recliner and basic cable. Once you're holding a coffee mug and a remote by 8: 45 PM, terrorizing the living feels like unpaid overtime. The Details: Bold white retro rounded text reads "TOO OLD FOR THIS" above a larger "SHEET." Below, a cartoon ghost slumps in an orange wingback armchair holding a coffee mug in one hand and a TV remote in the other, black dot eyes and an open mouth